May 20
How you act when you hear a dirty joke..
with your friends:
With your family:
With younger kids:
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May 20
I love my abs so much that I keep a layer of fat to protect them.
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May 20
I’m suddenly realizing that my life basically consists of one obsession after another.
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May 18
Never introduce your friends to one another because they end up liking each other more than they ever liked you
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